how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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