last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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