It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
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