was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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