oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
Randomize
