her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
just threw up on dog. broke microwave with cheese and spoon. having a bath with my barbies singing final countdown.
before you ask yes i found the absinthe under your bed. ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWWWWNNNNNN
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
i out mim tonsoeep
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