You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
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