Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
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