Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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