Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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