If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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