Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
Well I just put wine in my tea
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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