I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
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