i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.
What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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