Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
Randomize
