The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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