I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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