I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
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