I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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