they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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