If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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