Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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