he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
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