oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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