I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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