I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
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