I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
Fuck me I smell like cheese
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
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