im typing and i feel like my hands are on backwards.
Stop texting me, I'm right here.
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
Randomize
