have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
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