I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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