Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
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