why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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