So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
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