I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
Randomize
