She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
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