I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
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