You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
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