his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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