Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
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