I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
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