I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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