You're my little dorito
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
Why are my keys in the refrigerator?
You said "This is gonna really confuse me tomorrow." Apparently drunk you plays pranks on hungover you.
This explains so much.
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
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