it hurts more in the daytime
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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