Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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