Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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