Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
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