The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Randomize
