i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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