All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
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