I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
I have aggressive nipples.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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