So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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