I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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